Legal Department
Our Legal Department is very busy at the moment and we know your time is precious too! If your enquiry is to do with injuries sustained at our theme parks please press #7 at the tone. For recent injuries sustained through normal biscuit eating (e.g. cuts sustained from glass fragments in Biscuit Crumbs or machine parts in Mixed Biscuits) then it's #4
For all other enquiries, please listen to the instructions. We look forward to seeing you in court!